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The expiration date on food packaging reads like a challenge. "Best if used by..." It's as if the item is daring you to use it before hitting 96% effectiveness.
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They say 96% of communication is non-verbal. So, basically, when we text, we're only getting a fraction of the story. No wonder there are so many misunderstandings!
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Have you ever noticed how the last 4% of your phone battery seems to last longer than the first 96%? It's like the phone is playing mind games with us.
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As a kid, 96% on a test felt like a disaster. Now, as an adult, getting 96% on anything would be cause for celebration. Cheers to lowered expectations!
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When your GPS says you've arrived at 96% of your destination, you know it's about to throw a curveball. "You have arrived at your destination... almost!
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Trying to read a book while being 96% sleepy is an exercise in futility. You'll convince yourself that you've read the same page about 96 times.
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You know you're an adult when you start choosing a different kind of excitement, like finding a 96% charge on your phone instead of chasing that 100%. It's the little victories that count!
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Ordering something online and tracking it until it reaches 96% delivery completion is when impatience peaks. It's like waiting for a pot to boil, but in this case, the pot has your new socks in it.
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Being stuck in traffic when you're 96% sure you'll be late feels like a cosmic joke. It's the universe saying, "Let's add a little suspense to your day!
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