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My dog can jump 9 inches high. I guess you could say he's a real 'paw-former'!
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Why was the ruler always 9 inches long? Because it wanted to rule the inches!
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What's a pirate's favorite size? 9 inches – it's the 'matey' of all measurements!
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Why did the scientist measure everything in 9 inches? It was the most scientifically proven size!
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I told my friend a 9-inch joke, and he said it was an inch too far. I guess he couldn't measure up to the humor!
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What's the secret to a happy marriage? Keep the romance alive by exchanging 9-inch love notes!
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I told my friend a 9-inch joke, and he said it was over his head. I guess he couldn't measure up to the humor!
The 9-Inch Dilemma
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So, I recently found out that there's a whole debate about what's the ideal size for a sandwich. Some say 6 inches is perfect, others argue for 12 inches. Meanwhile, my friend here is in the corner, silently enjoying his 9-inch sandwich, like he's holding the secret to the universe. It's the Goldilocks of sandwiches – not too long, not too short, just right for awkward lunch conversations.
Subway Math
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I asked the Subway guy for a 9-inch sandwich, and he looked at me like I'd just asked him to solve a complex algebra problem. He goes, Uh, 6-inch or footlong? I'm there thinking, Dude, I didn't realize ordering lunch required advanced calculus. Just give me the middle-ground mathematically acceptable option – the 9 inches!
Sandwich Insecurity
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I met this guy who was so insecure about his sandwich size that he'd put his 9-incher in a brown paper bag. I told him, Dude, it's okay. You don't have to hide it. Embrace the 9 inches! Then he looked at me like I just caught him in a forbidden sandwich affair. It's like he's part of a secret sandwich society.
Subway Psychics
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I went to Subway, and the guy there must be a sandwich psychic. He looked at me and said, You strike me as a 9-inch kind of person. I thought, Is this some new form of fortune-telling through sandwich preferences? Next time, I'll bring a crystal ball and ask for extra olives just to mess with his sandwich seance.
Subs and Relationships
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They say the key to a successful relationship is compromise. I think that applies to sandwich orders too. Like, if your partner wants a 6-inch and you want a footlong, just meet in the middle and get the 9-inch. It's the relationship counselor of sandwiches – solving lunchtime conflicts one compromise at a time.
Subway's Love Language
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I walked into Subway the other day, and the guy behind the counter asked me, What size would you like? I replied, Give me the love language special – 9 inches. He looked at me like I just ordered a sandwich in Morse code. I thought, Come on, man, it's not the size of the sandwich that matters; it's the condiments that count.
The Submarine Dilemma
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I ordered a 9-inch sub the other day, and the guy behind the counter asked, Do you want that toasted? I thought, Well, is this a sandwich or a spa day? I told him, No, thanks. I want my sandwich to maintain its structural integrity, not come out looking like a submarine that narrowly escaped a torpedo attack.
The Substandard Inch
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You know you're in a strange place when they have a menu item called the 9-inch. I mean, who decided that 9 inches is the standard for a sandwich? Was there a summit where sandwich architects got together and said, Yep, 9 inches – that's the perfect size for maximum flavor and minimal awkwardness. I want to meet the genius behind the sandwich metric system.
Size Matters
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Have you ever noticed that guys always exaggerate certain measurements? Like, Oh, you know, my fish was THIS big, or I can jump like 10 feet high. Well, I met a guy the other day who claimed his sandwich was 9 inches long. I thought, Wow, either he's got a ruler in his lunchbox, or Subway's new slogan is 'Eat Fresh, Brag Bold!'
When a Sandwich Becomes a Brag
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You ever notice how people turn everything into a competition? My friend Dave, for instance, turns ordering lunch into a bragging contest. He'll be like, I'll take the 9-inch. And I'm thinking, Is this a sandwich order or a humblebrag about your lunchtime decisions? I didn't know we were measuring our self-worth in deli meats now.
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