7 Jokes For 9 Inches

One Liners

Updated on: May 22 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
I tried to write a 9-inch joke, but it was too long. So, I cut it short!
I wanted to impress my date, so I brought a 9-inch bouquet of flowers. She said, 'That's short and sweet – just like you!
Why did the gardener plant 9-inch flowers? Because he wanted to grow something with a little more petal power!
I asked my friend how tall his 9-inch sandwich was. He said, 'It's a sub above!
What's the best way to apologize for telling a 9-inch joke? Make it up with an 8-inch cake – one inch at a time!
My GPS always guides me with a 9-inch rule. It knows the shortest distance between two points is a straight line!
I bought a 9-inch pizza, and the delivery guy asked if I wanted it sliced. I said, 'No, I want it pieced together like a puzzle!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
May 23 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today