16 7th Grade Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why was the computer cold in class? It left its Windows open!
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
What do you call a 7th grader's favorite kind of movie? A multiplication!
Why was the music teacher so good at fractions? Because she knew how to divide.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
You ever notice how in 7th grade, everyone’s voice sounds like a broken radio trying to find the right frequency? It's a symphony of squeaks and cracks, trying desperately to reach puberty!
You know, surviving 7th grade should come with a merit badge, right? Like, Congratulations, you made it through pre-algebra without crying in public!
Seventh grade, where you're too old for recess but too young for freedom. It's like being stuck in a limbo between trying to be cool and still needing a permission slip to go to the bathroom!
Surviving 7th grade was an art form. I mean, we all graduated with a PhD in Awkwardness, a minor in Hormonal Turmoil, and a certificate in Mastering the Art of Eye-Rolling. So, who says school didn’t prepare us for life?
Seventh grade: the time when lockers became black holes that swallowed homework, lunch money, and occasionally, your dignity. Let’s just say, mastering combination locks was our initiation into chaos theory!
Seventh grade was that awkward phase when Who's your crush? was more important than What's the square root of 64? I mean, the heart wants what it wants, even if it doesn’t understand math!
7th grade dating was like a game of emotional chess. You make one move, and suddenly, you're calculating three steps ahead, hoping not to end up in Checkmate, I'm grounded for life!
Seventh grade feels like the awkward love child of a playground fight and a pop quiz. One minute, you're trying to dodge dodgeballs, the next, you're dodging questions about fractions!
Surviving 7th grade was like being in a game show where the prizes were zits, braces, and an infinite amount of cringe-worthy moments. Welcome to The Awkward Years – where everyone’s a contestant!
In 7th grade, we all became experts at multitasking. I mean, who else could take notes in class while simultaneously navigating the drama in the cafeteria and planning an escape route from gym class?

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