9 7th Grade Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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In 7th grade, everyone's trying to be cool, right? I remember thinking I was the coolest because I had those sneakers with the wheel in the heel. Tried to impress my crush by gliding past her. Ended up face-planting into the lockers. Coolness level: below zero.
You know what's funny about 7th grade? The cafeteria politics. One day you're trading your juice box for someone's pudding cup like a Wall Street broker. "I'll give you two Oreos and a fruit roll-up for that chocolate milk.
Ever try to decipher a 7th grader's handwriting? It's like trying to crack the Da Vinci code. "Is this a 'b' or an 'l'? Or did you just scribble while daydreaming about recess?
Remember when the biggest dilemma in 7th grade was trying to figure out if you should pass notes in class? And now, with smartphones, kids are probably just texting each other from across the room. "Hey, did you get the math assignment? LOL.
7th grade dances? Oh man, that's when you see the most awkward dance moves ever. It's like a blend of trying to impress, avoiding cooties, and not stepping on anyone's toes. It's less "Dancing with the Stars" and more "Tripping with the Tweens.
7th grade relationships are something else. Remember when breaking up meant you'd pass a note saying, "It's not you; it's me"? Now, kids probably send a quick text, "It's not u, it's me. Also, u stole my pencil last week.
Ah, the 7th-grade science fair! Where you learn about the scientific method, like, "How many potato chips can I eat before feeling sick?" Spoiler: It's more than you'd think, but less than you'd hope.
You ever notice how 7th graders think they know everything? I overheard one kid explaining the "complexities of life" once. He said, "You see, the real challenge is deciding whether to wear socks with sandals." Ah, the wisdom of youth.
Ah, 7th grade gym class. Where you either became the dodgeball champion or the kid who used every excuse to avoid participating. "Oh, sorry, I forgot my gym shoes again. Looks like I'm on the 'dodge getting hit' team.

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