5 7th Grade Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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The Cafeteria Lunch Detective

Unraveling the mystery meat
I tried the school's vegetarian option. It looked like salad, tasted like cardboard. I asked the lunch lady, "What's in this?" She replied, "Love and a dash of confusion." I think I'll stick to mystery meat.

The Clueless Parent

Understanding middle school slang
I asked my son about his crush, and he said, "Mom, she's my 'ride or die.'" I panicked, thinking he joined a biker gang. Turns out, it just means they share a cheese pizza every Friday.

The Awkward Teacher

Trying to relate to cool 7th graders
I overheard two students talking about their favorite video game. Trying to connect, I said, "Oh, I love that game too! The graphics are amazing." One kid looked at me and said, "Graphics? Mr. Johnson, it's all about the gameplay. You're like a level 1 noob in real life.

The 7th Grader Surviving P.E.

Dealing with the horrors of dodgeball
Dodgeball strategy: hide behind the big kids. It's like having a human shield that occasionally yells, "Duck!" You'd think they were coaching a war, not a gym class.

The Socially Awkward School Dancer

Navigating the awkwardness of school dances
My attempt at a cool dance move resulted in a trip to the nurse's office. I call it "The Breakdancing Faceplant." Turns out, the gym floor doesn't have much give. Who knew?

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