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I'm writing a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down, just like a good 77-page joke!
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Why did 77 cross the road? To get to the other side, and then do it 76 more times—it's an overachiever!
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I told my dog to fetch the newspaper. He came back with 77 newspapers. Now I'm wondering what he's charging for subscriptions!
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What's the secret to a happy life at 77? Forget the past, ignore the future, and enjoy the present—especially the presents!
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Why did the number 77 go to therapy? It had too many issues with its 7s!
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I asked my grandma what it was like being 77. She said, 'I don't know, I keep forgetting!
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Turning 77 is like getting a backstage pass to life – except instead of meeting rockstars, you're just trying to remember where you left your glasses.
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You know you're getting old when you bend down to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. Ah, the perks of being 77!
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So, I asked a 77-year-old for relationship advice, and he said, 'Son, the key to a happy marriage is selective hearing and a really good pair of earplugs.'
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I asked my 77-year-old dad for financial advice. He said, 'Invest in comfortable shoes and a good recliner – that's where the real returns are!'
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At 77, you've mastered the art of pretending to know what the grandkids are talking about. 'Yes, little Timmy, I totally get the appeal of those video game thingamajigs.'
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I heard that at 77, you've earned the right to say whatever you want. So, get ready for my grandpa stand-up special, where I roast everyone at the nursing home!
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I asked my 77-year-old neighbor if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'I'm just hoping to see where I'm going at this point!'
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You know you're 77 when your idea of a wild night is staying up past 8 p.m. and living life dangerously by having a second cup of decaf coffee.
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I tried to teach my 77-year-old grandma about emojis. Now every text ends with a smiley face, a thumbs up, and a confused cat – because technology is confusing, y'all!
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