7 Jokes For 77

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Updated on: Mar 08 2025

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's so good, it's impossible to put down—just like a great 77-page joke!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and realized it was 77 calories!
I tried to tell a joke about 77, but I got interrupted. It was an unforeseen 7-77 split!
Why don't scientists trust atoms when they turn 77? Because they make up everything, especially when they're feeling old!
Why did the math book look sad at 77? Because too many problems were keeping it up at night!
I asked my calculator what 7 times 11 is. It said, 'Are you 77% sure you want to know?
I told my friend I could do 77 push-ups. He said, 'That's impressive, but you know lying is not a good exercise.

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