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You know, I was thinking about money the other day. I mean, who doesn't, right? And then it hit me – 50 Cent. Now, I'm not talking about a coin or loose change; I'm talking about the rapper. What's with the name, anyway? Is he half a dollar? Is he a discount rapper? Imagine him at a store: "Yeah, I'll take this CD, but can I get 50% off?" But seriously, have you ever wondered what it's like to be friends with 50 Cent? I mean, imagine splitting a bill at a restaurant. He'd be like, "I got 50, you got the rest." Thanks, 50, that's real generous. I'll cover the tax, and you cover the tip. We'll call it even.
And can you imagine him giving relationship advice? "Yo, if she ain't giving you 50%, then she's not the one, bro." Like, is he the financial advisor of the dating world? "Invest wisely in love, diversify your emotions, and always get a prenup – 50% for you, 50% for her.
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So, it was 50 Cent's birthday recently. Yeah, the guy who's got more money than he has cents in his name. I was thinking, what do you get 50 Cent for his birthday? Do you just give him a nickel and call it a day? "Here you go, 50, I got you covered for the next ten birthdays." Or maybe you buy him a calculator and a finance textbook. "Hey, 50, just in case you need help counting all that money." I bet he opens presents and thinks, "Is this a gift or an investment strategy? Should I put it in stocks or bonds?"
But seriously, imagine being at his birthday party. "Happy birthday, 50! I got you a gift." And he's there thinking, "Is it 50% of something? No? Well, I guess that's cool too." It's like, what do you give the guy who can buy anything he wants? Maybe a lifetime supply of chewing gum – you know, just to keep that name fresh.
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I heard 50 Cent is starting a cooking show. Yeah, forget about Gordon Ramsay; we've got 50 Cent in the kitchen now. I can see it now – "Cooking with 50." But I have a feeling it's not your typical cooking show. He'd be like, "Today, we're making a 50 Cent sandwich. It's just bread and water. Keep it simple, keep it rich." And you know his catchphrase is gonna be, "Get rich or stay hungry."
But seriously, can you imagine the cooking tips? "If your soup doesn't taste right, just add 50 cents worth of flavor. If it still doesn't work, throw money at it until it does." I can see it now, a new cookbook by 50 Cent – "Recipes for the Rich and Hungry.
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I was at the ATM the other day, and I saw a guy trying to withdraw 50 dollars. And I thought, is he trying to channel his inner 50 Cent or something? Is this the secret to becoming a rap superstar – withdrawing specific amounts from the ATM? I can imagine 50 Cent at the ATM, too. He probably looks at the screen and says, "Just give me 50, and keep the rest. I've got enough cents in my life." And if the machine asks for a receipt, he'd be like, "Nah, just print a picture of me and attach it. That's all the proof you need."
But seriously, if I ever see 50 Cent at an ATM, I'm asking him for financial advice. "Hey, 50, should I invest in stocks or just withdraw 50 bucks every day and hope for the best?
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