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You know you've made it when you can afford to throw around money like 50 Cent. I tried doing that once, and all I got was a stern lecture from the cashier about the importance of responsible spending.
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50 Cent is so rich that even his GPS says, "Turn left at the gold-plated mansion." Meanwhile, my GPS is like, "In 500 feet, turn right at the slightly run-down apartment complex.
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You ever notice how 50 Cent always looks like he just found spare change in his pocket? Like, "Oh, look, I found a quarter! Another day, another 25 cents closer to my next hit single.
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50 Cent could probably buy a private island, name it "50 Cent's Island," and still have enough money left to buy a lifetime supply of island-themed t-shirts.
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I saw 50 Cent at the grocery store the other day, carefully examining a 99-cent can of soup. I guess even a guy named 50 Cent appreciates a good bargain.
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Have you ever seen 50 Cent trying to discreetly check the price tag on something? It's like watching a detective trying to crack a top-secret code. "Hmm, is this worth more than my last album's sales?
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If 50 Cent were a chef, his signature dish would probably be a million-dollar burger topped with gold leaf. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to figure out how to make instant ramen gourmet.
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Imagine 50 Cent at a dollar store, utterly confused by the concept of everything being just a dollar. "Wait, you mean I can buy 50 things for the price of one of my concerts? What a deal!
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Ever notice how 50 Cent's Instagram is basically a showcase of things none of us can afford? Meanwhile, my Instagram is a highlight reel of my cat doing mediocre tricks.
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