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What's 50 Cent's favorite game? Monopoly – he's all about those 'cents' and properties!
50 Cent's Thrifty Wisdom
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You know, 50 Cent is all about that money, right? But have you ever noticed how he gives financial advice like he's your frugal grandma? I asked him for some money-saving tips, and he said, Instead of buying candy, just take a penny from the 'take a penny, leave a penny' tray every day. That's your daily treat! Thanks, 50, but I think I'll stick to the dollar store.
50 Cent's GPS Guidance
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I heard 50 Cent is developing his own GPS app. Yeah, it's called Get Rich or Recalculate. You put in your destination, and if you're not headed to a millionaire's mansion, it reroutes you to the nearest thrift store. It's like having a financial advisor and a navigation system all in one. Thanks, Fiddy, but I'll stick to Google Maps.
50 Cent's Restaurant Reviews
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I saw 50 Cent posting restaurant reviews online. His reviews are so straight to the point. He doesn't care about the ambiance or the service; all he wants to know is, Can I get a steak for 50 cents? Sorry, 50, but that's not a review; that's a negotiation.
50 Cent's Tech Support
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I called 50 Cent's tech support hotline, and you won't believe the hold music. It was just him whispering, Go shawty, it's your birthday on a loop. After 30 minutes, I finally got through, and he said, Have you tried turning your financial problems off and on again? Thanks, Fiddy, but I need more than a reboot.
50 Cent's Gardening Tips
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I heard 50 Cent is getting into gardening. His advice? Plant seeds in the shape of dollar signs, and watch your money grow. I tried it, but all I got was a garden full of weeds shaped like bankruptcy notices. Maybe I should stick to traditional agriculture.
50 Cent's Home Security System
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So, I heard 50 Cent has a state-of-the-art home security system. It's not lasers or guard dogs; it's just a sign that says, 50 Cent lives here. I mean, who's going to break into a house when they think they're going to get shot nine times just opening the door?
50 Cent's Life Motto
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You know 50 Cent's life motto is Get Rich or Die Tryin'. I respect the hustle, but I don't think he considered the middle ground – Get Moderately Comfortable and Live a Long, Fulfilling Life. Maybe that doesn't fit on an album cover, but it sounds pretty appealing to me.
50 Cent's Workout Playlist
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Have you guys seen 50 Cent's workout playlist? It's so intense that my treadmill asked for a water break. I mean, I get it, Fiddy, you want us to get fit, but I'm not trying to sprint a marathon while dodging bullets and making business deals. I just want to do some squats without feeling like I'm in the middle of a rap battle.
50 Cent's Ice Cream Preferences
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I found out 50 Cent's favorite ice cream flavor is 50-50. It's half chocolate, half vanilla. I guess even his desserts are diversified. Now, I'm just waiting for him to launch his own line of ice cream – Get Rich or Get Brain Freeze.
50 Cent's Dating Advice
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Did you hear 50 Cent's dating advice? He says, Take your date to a dollar store, and if they're still with you after that, they're a keeper. I tried it, and let me tell you, folks, my date ended up taking me to court for emotional distress. Thanks for nothing, 50!
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