8 Jokes For 5 Inch

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Updated on: Jan 05 2025

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Why did the 5-inch cat sit on the amplifier? It wanted to listen to short purr-fect music!
What did one 5-inch pizza say to the other? 'You wanna a pizza me?
I told my friend I could jump 5 inches off the ground. They said, 'That's not impressive,' but I said, 'It's a feet-feat!
Why was the 5-inch robot self-conscious? It couldn't measure up!
What did the tape measure say to the 5-inch nail? 'You really nailed it!
I asked my friend to draw me something 5 inches tall. They said, 'I'll make it short and sweet!
Why was the 5-inch candle so popular? It could light up a room in no time!
What do you call a 5-inch detective? A little sleuth!

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