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I bought a 5-inch cake for my birthday last year. Let me tell you, it was the saddest cake I've ever seen. I blew out the candle, and it looked like I was making a wish on a muffin!
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Have you ever noticed that the more you try to organize your desk, the taller the 5-inch stack of papers grows? It's like a never-ending game of paperwork Jenga. One wrong move, and your entire life collapses!
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I was at the store the other day, and I saw a 5-inch stack of paperwork on the counter. I thought to myself, "That's the modern-day version of a short story!" Who needs books when you've got bills and contracts, right?
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You know what's funny? When someone describes a fish they caught as being "about 5 inches," and you're supposed to be impressed. I mean, that's not a fish; that's an appetizer!
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a 5-inch snowfall. Suddenly, you're planning a cozy day indoors, sipping hot cocoa, and binge-watching your favorite shows. Forget the snowball fights; I've got Netflix to catch up on!
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You know you're in for a wild ride when the recipe calls for a "5-inch piece of ginger." I mean, who measures ginger in inches? Are we making stir-fry or building a gingerbread house?
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You ever notice how smartphones keep getting bigger and bigger? I mean, I remember when a 5-inch screen was considered massive. Now, if your phone isn't the size of a small tablet, people think you're living in the Stone Age!
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I tried planting a 5-inch tomato plant in my backyard last summer. I watered it, talked to it, and even sang to it. By the end of the season, I had enough tomatoes to make a single salad. Gardening, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
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I once tried to impress someone by saying I could jump a 5-inch hurdle. They looked at me like I was crazy and said, "That's not a hurdle; that's a speed bump!" Well, excuse me for overestimating my athletic abilities!
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