5 Jokes For 5 Inch

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 05 2025

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The Big Picture

Trying to see the big picture when you're only 5 inches tall
I went to the movies, and I had to sit on three booster seats just to see the screen. The guy behind me said, "Hey, can you shrink down a bit? You're blocking the previews.

Living Large

When your dreams are big, but you're only 5 inches tall
I tried to pursue a career in high finance, but it turns out Wall Street doesn't take you seriously when you have to stand on a stack of quarters to reach the ticker tape. Now I'm the Wolf of Wee Street.

Short Story

The challenge of being 5 inches tall in a big world
My friends suggested I should take up a sport. I tried basketball, but every time I dribbled, the ball bounced over my head. Now I stick to miniature golf. It's the only game where I feel like a giant.

Size Matters

Dealing with the misconception that size is everything
Clothes shopping is a nightmare. I asked the salesperson for something in my size, and they handed me a Barbie outfit. I said, "I need something that'll fit my personality, not my action figure.

High Expectations

When people expect a lot from you, but you're only 5 inches tall
My doctor told me I need to watch my weight. I said, "Doc, I'm 5 inches tall. If I lose any weight, I'll disappear. I'll be the Houdini of dieting.

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