20 21st Speeches Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 19 2025

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Why was the 21st speech so good at multitasking? It could talk and bore people at the same time!
I heard a great 21st speech the other day. It was so good that even the cake was in tiers – of laughter!
Why was the 21st speech so good at basketball? It knew how to dribble on and on!
Why did the 21st speech bring a ladder? To reach new heights in storytelling!
What do you call a 21st speech that's too short? A speech bubble!
Why did the 21st speech bring a GPS? To navigate through all the twists and turns of life!
Why did the 21st speech apply for a job? It wanted a career in stand-up comedy!
I told a joke during my 21st speech, and it was so funny, even the cake was in tiers!
Why did the 21st speech bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to pack a punchline!
Why did the 21st speech bring a magnifying glass? To focus on the and make them stand out!

21st Speeches: Where everyone suddenly becomes a mix of Shakespeare and a drunk uncle.

You know, it's fascinating how on your 21st, your friends turn into motivational speakers. Remember, life's not a race! But also, Let's chug this race!

21st Speeches: Where your high school friends share stories you hoped were buried in the past.

You turn 21, and suddenly Chad's like, Dude, remember that time you tried to impress Stacy and fell flat on your face? And Stacy's here, like, Yes, and it was hilarious!

21st Speeches: Because everyone thinks their life advice is as timeless as a fine wine.

Aunt Karen took the stage, glass in hand, You know, at 21, I realized life's about patience. But Karen, you also realized boxed wine is faster.

21st Speeches: The one time your dad thinks he’s a stand-in for Socrates.

My dad stood up and said, Son, at 21, you join the ranks of great thinkers! Then he paused, looked at me, and added, And drinkers.

21st Speeches: Where everyone recalls your childhood traumas between sips of champagne.

I love how at 21, people recount stories like, Remember when you tried to eat dirt at five? Well, now you can legally have a drink with it!

21st Speeches: Because your childhood dog might be gone, but the memories...and the videos... are forever.

To my childhood dog, who couldn't be here tonight. But don't worry, there's a slideshow. And yes, he did steal my first kiss from the neighbor's poodle. Cheers to you, Fido!

21st Speeches: The one night where your cousin tries to outdo your achievements with his cat's accomplishments.

So, you graduated college? That's cool. But let me tell you about Mr. Whiskers. He caught a mouse last week. Twice.

21st Speeches: Because there’s no better time to remind you of that one time you cried because you lost your toy.

Remember that toy you lost at age seven? Well, tonight, we're toasting to the fact that you haven't lost yourself... yet. Cheers!

21st Speeches: Because it's the only time your grandma thinks it's okay to mention that embarrassing bath-time story.

Grandma's like, You know, when you were three, you peed in the tub. And now at 21, we all raise a glass, not to you, but to your bladder control.

21st Speeches: Because you're finally old enough to legally drink, and old enough to be roasted.

You turn 21, and suddenly everyone's a stand-up comedian. Congratulations on making it to 21! And to think, we didn’t think you'd make it out of that bouncy castle at five.

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