7 Jokes About 2021 New Year

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Updated on: Nov 27 2024

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I made a resolution to lose weight in 2021, but it turns out I only lost the remote. Now I can't find any motivation!
I asked 2021 for a surprise, and it gave me more taxes. Not exactly the plot twist I was hoping for!
I thought about going on a diet for my new year's resolution, but I hate losing. So, I decided to keep the extra weight – in snacks!
I asked 2021 for a fresh start, but all it gave me was a bad haircut. Talk about a new year's trim!
I asked 2021 for a smooth start, but it seems to be stuttering a bit. Maybe it needs a software update!
2020 was a tough act to follow, but 2021 is doing a pretty good job of making us laugh – or cry. It's all about perspective!
I'm not saying my new year's resolution is to be more laid back, but I might start my diet tomorrow... or the day after!

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