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New Year's resolutions are like trial memberships - you're super excited about them for the first week, then they start auto-renewing, and suddenly you’re wondering how to unsubscribe.
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The gym on January 1st is a sight to behold. It’s like watching a migration: hordes of people flock in, all determined and ready for transformation. By February, it's back to just the regulars doing their thing, like they've been in a secret club all along.
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Every New Year's Eve feels like the world's most anticipated sequel. We're all waiting for that 'New Year, New Me' update to download, but somehow, it feels like it's perpetually stuck on buffering.
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New Year’s Eve parties are like life's attempt at a grand finale. We countdown, there are fireworks, and then suddenly, it's all over. You wake up the next morning feeling like a tired metaphor for unfulfilled promises.
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Starting the New Year is like buying a new notebook. You promise yourself it's going to be neat, organized, with a perfect handwriting, but three pages in, it's just a chaotic scribble with doodles in the margins.
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The only time when "Out with the old, in with the new" is taken quite so literally is on New Year’s Eve, when we toss out last year's calendar and replace it with one that's basically the same, just with cuter kittens.
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You know, every New Year feels like the ultimate rebranding session. Suddenly, gyms become as packed as sardine cans, kale starts disappearing from shelves like it's the last leaf on a tree in fall, and everyone becomes an expert in making resolutions that last about as long as a Snapchat story.
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January 1st: the one day when everyone becomes a morning person. People who can't wake up before noon suddenly rise with the sun, just to make sure they get their fresh start quota in for the year.
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New Year’s resolutions are like a 'choose your own adventure' book. You start off with good intentions, flip a few pages, and suddenly you're eating pizza in bed wondering how you ended up there.
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