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I gotta say, 2021 was like that movie sequel no one wanted. We all thought we were moving on to a blockbuster new year, but it felt more like a rerun. "2020: Part 2," featuring all your favorite hits – lockdowns, masks, and that ominous feeling like we're all stuck in a simulation that's glitching. But hey, at least now we're professionals at virtual gatherings, right? If there's one thing 2021 taught us, it's how to rock pajamas on a Zoom call like it's haute couture.
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You know, every new year starts with the same story. We make resolutions like we're superheroes about to save the world. Gym memberships triple, kale becomes the new chocolate, and we all aim to become morning people overnight. But by February, reality hits harder than the snooze button. Suddenly, the gym is a distant memory, kale is just a garnish, and the only early morning we see is accidentally staying up until sunrise. So, here's to another year of making resolutions we'll keep until the end of January!
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You ever notice how we countdown to the new year like it's the ultimate finale? We're like, "5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Happy New Year!" and expect everything to magically change. But guess what? The clock strikes midnight, and the world stays the same. It's not like Cinderella's story where everything turns magical with a tick of the clock. Reality check: you wake up the next day, and it's just another morning with the same old problems. Maybe we should start counting up to see if that makes a difference – "365, 366, 367... and still here.
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2021 felt like living in a time warp. Remember when a week felt like seven days, and a month like, well, a month? Not in 2021! Time did the cha-cha slide, where one minute felt like a decade, and suddenly, it's December again. We went from "Happy New Year!" to "Merry Christmas" in what seemed like a blink. I'm pretty sure my calendar skipped a few pages; I mean, was there a July this year, or did we just fast-forward from June to August?
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