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2020 is like a bad dream. I keep hoping I'll wake up and it will be 2019 again!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award in 2020? Because it was outstanding in its field of isolation!
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How did 2020 get its nickname? It tested positive for being too challenging!
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2020 is like a bad movie. The plot is confusing, and everyone wants to leave the theater!
2020: The Year My Pet Became My Co-Worker
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My cat thinks working from home means I'm here to serve her 24/7. She walks into my Zoom meetings like she owns the place, gives me a disdainful look, and demands a virtual tuna break. I'm just waiting for her to start sending me emails with subject lines like Urgent: More Treats Required.
2020: The Year I Realized I'm Not a Hugger – or a Handshaker
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Social distancing made me realize that maybe I'm not as touchy-feely as I thought. Handshakes? Awkward. Hugs? Terrifying. I've become a master of the awkward wave, the distant nod, and the air high-five. Forget personal space – in 2020, we're all about personal bubbles.
2020: The Year My Couch Became My Best Friend and Worst Enemy
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My couch and I have a complicated relationship. It's been my confidant, my therapist, and my Netflix binge-watching partner. But now, it's giving me the side-eye, like, Are you seriously considering another round of 'Are You Still Watching?' Yes, couch, I am. Don't judge me.
2020: The Year I Ate My Body Weight in Comfort Food
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I've eaten so much comfort food this year that my refrigerator sends me thank-you cards. I tried to embrace a balanced diet, but at this point, my body is 90% mashed potatoes and 10% existential dread.
2020: The Year We All Became Unqualified Epidemiologists
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Well, folks, forget Dr. Fauci – this year, we all earned our honorary degrees in virology from the University of Google. I mean, who needs a medical degree when you've got Karen on Facebook explaining herd immunity with a PowerPoint presentation?
2020: The Year I Mastered the Art of Mute Button Diplomacy
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Zoom meetings – the only place where your boss can't tell if you're paying attention or binge-watching Netflix. I've become a ninja with that mute button. They think I'm diligently taking notes, but little do they know, I'm actually practicing my beatboxing skills.
2020: The Only Year My Closet Did More Traveling Than I Did
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Seriously, my clothes have been to more places than I have. I open my closet, and it's like, Oh, look, my jeans are back from their European tour, and my sweater just got back from a cozy weekend in the Alps. I'm starting to think my socks have a better passport than me.
2020: The Year I Tried to Bake My Feelings Away
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I became a pandemic pastry chef, attempting to bake all those fancy recipes I saw on Instagram. Turns out, my oven has trust issues. Every time I tried a new recipe, it was like, Oh, you want to try making soufflé now? Let me just burn the edges for you, just to keep you humble.
2020: The Year I Realized Sweatpants Are the Real MVPs
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I used to mock sweatpants, call them the lazy person's uniform. But now, they're my heroes. They've seen me through endless days of working from home, surviving virtual meetings, and enduring the emotional rollercoaster of the news. If only they could talk, the stories they'd tell.
2020: The Year I Developed a Ph.D. in Home Improvement
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I never knew I had so many undiscovered talents until this year. Suddenly, I'm a plumber, an electrician, and an amateur carpenter. I fixed things around the house that I didn't even know were broken. If there's an award for Most Creative Use of Duct Tape, I'm a strong contender.
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