10 2020 Jokes

Observational Jokes

Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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2020 made us all experts in deciphering facial expressions through masks. "Is that person smiling at me, or are they just squinting because their glasses fogged up?" The struggle is real.
2020 was the year I discovered I have a superpower – the ability to mute and unmute myself on Zoom without anyone noticing. Move over, Avengers, the real hero is the one with the microphone control.
2020 was the year I realized I've been washing my hands wrong my entire life. Now, I lather up like I'm about to perform surgery every time I touch a doorknob. Who knew hygiene could be so stressful?
Remember when "home office" used to mean catching up on TV shows in your pajamas? Thanks to 2020, it now means struggling with the mute button while trying to sound professional during a virtual meeting.
The only time we've been so obsessed with squares was when we were arranging our toilet paper stacks during the great toilet paper shortage of 2020. I never knew bathroom tissue would be the currency of the future.
In 2020, I realized my house has more surfaces than I ever thought possible. I never knew I could clean so much and still not be considered a neat freak.
Social distancing in 2020 had me measuring the six feet with my eyes, like some kind of awkward human tape measure. It's the only time I wished I had a Ph.D. in spatial relations.
2020 made us all amateur epidemiologists. Suddenly, we're analyzing graphs and charts like we're on a mission to save the world. Who knew I'd be debating the R-naught value over dinner?
2020 was the year I became a master of the mute game during virtual fitness classes. If only burning calories was as easy as muting myself while gasping for air.
You know it's been a wild year when your daily planner goes from "Attend fancy parties" to "Learn how to bake bread from scratch" in the span of a week. 2020, turning us all into accidental bakers.

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