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Why did the candidate carry a plant during their campaign? They wanted to 'root' for change!
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Why did the politician carry a map during the election? To navigate their way to victory!
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Why did the politician go to the dentist before the election? To improve their campaign smile!
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Why was the ballot box bored after the election? It had no more 'votes' to count!
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I thought about joining the political race but decided against it. I didn't want to get 'sidetracked'!
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Why did the election candidate sit on the clock during the debate? To be 'on time' with their promises!
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Why did the political debate take place at the bakery? They wanted to bring up some 'bread' issues!
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Why did the politician bring a flashlight to the election? To shine light on their policies!
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Why did the candidate bring a ladder to the 2020 election? To reach new heights in their campaign!
2020 Hindsight
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Looking back at the 2020 election, it's like we were all stuck in a bad relationship. We knew it was time to break up, but we just couldn't agree on who got custody of the Senate.
Election Day Stress
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Election day felt like waiting for the results of a test I didn't study for. I was so nervous; I even considered bribing the teacher—then I remembered, Oh wait, this is America, not high school.
Election Night Entertainment
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Election night was the Super Bowl for political junkies. We had snacks, teams, and a halftime show with Anderson Cooper looking into the camera like he was about to drop the most important news mixtape of the century.
Debates or Comedy Shows?
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The presidential debates were like a comedy show without the laughter. It was so bad that even my remote gave up and tried to change the channel on its own.
2020 Election - Rated R
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The 2020 election was so intense; it should have come with a rating. I mean, it had everything—drama, suspense, and enough plot twists to make M. Night Shyamalan jealous. I wouldn't be surprised if Hollywood turns it into a trilogy.
Election Day Diet
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Election day is the only day where people stress-eat and stress-drink simultaneously. I had so many snacks and caffeine, I felt like I was on a political diet—gaining weight and losing sleep.
2020 Plot Twist
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The 2020 election had more plot twists than a Netflix series. I half-expected the final episode to reveal it was all a social experiment, and we were being punked by Ashton Kutcher the entire time.
2020 Election Madness
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You know, the 2020 election was like watching a reality show where the entire country was trying to vote off the contestant they liked the least. I kept waiting for Jeff Probst to jump out and say, The tribe has spoken, America!
Mail-In Voting Woes
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I tried mail-in voting, but my ballot got lost in the mail. I guess even the USPS wanted to avoid dealing with political drama. Can't blame them; they have enough junk mail to handle.
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