8 Jokes About 2020 Election

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Updated on: Jul 14 2025

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I tried running for office, but I lost. I guess I didn't have enough 'campaign material'!
Why don't politicians tell each other secrets? Because they always leak!
I didn't vote for the candidate who always tells bird jokes. They're too fowl!
I thought about running for office but decided against it. I didn't want to 'run' into any problems!
I told my friend I'd vote for them in the election, but they said my vote doesn't 'count'!
How did the politician feel after the election? Electrified!
Why don't politicians do well at poker? They can't stop folding on their promises!
What do you call a candidate who's sleep-deprived during the election? A running mate!

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