bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
You ever notice how election season turns everyone into political analysts? Suddenly, your neighbor is an expert on foreign policy, your grandma is a constitutional scholar, and your cat has strong opinions on healthcare reform. It's a regular democracy talent show.
0
0
The 2020 election made me realize how much I miss the simpler times when the biggest decision was choosing between Coke and Pepsi. Now we have to decide who's going to lead the country, and I can't even decide what to have for breakfast.
0
0
I tried explaining the 2020 election to my grandma, and she asked if it was a new show on her favorite channel, the History Channel. I guess in a way, it was like living through a historic documentary, complete with suspenseful music.
0
0
I realized that during the 2020 election, my stress level was directly proportional to the number of electoral votes each candidate got. I've never been so emotionally invested in a map of the United States before.
0
0
You know, the 2020 election felt like a season finale that lasted for weeks. I kept waiting for the plot twist, but all we got were more recounts and drama. Where's the remote to fast forward to the next season?
0
0
You know it's a wild election when your phone's autocorrect starts suggesting candidates' names instead of regular words. "I think we should elect Joe for dinner tonight." Even my phone wants to vote now!
0
0
During the 2020 election, I became addicted to watching the news. It was like a gripping reality show with unexpected twists every day. I haven't been that hooked on a series since "Breaking Bad," but instead of meth, it was electoral drama.
0
0
The 2020 election made me realize that my math skills are not as sharp as I thought. Electoral votes, swing states, percentages – it's like trying to solve a Sudoku puzzle, but the stakes are much higher.
0
0
Can we talk about the debates during the 2020 election? It was like watching a reality show, but instead of roses, they were handing out promises. "I promise to fix the economy!" "I promise to unite the country!" I was waiting for someone to promise free pizza for everyone.
Post a Comment