5 2018 Clean Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 24 2024

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The Coffee Addict

The love-hate relationship with caffeine and the constant struggle to limit coffee intake.
Decaf coffee is like a hug in a mug, but a really weak, disappointing hug—like the kind you get from that one relative you barely know.

The Tech Savvy Grandma

Navigating the digital world while still holding onto traditional values.
Grandma got a new smartphone and called me for help. She said, "I think my phone is broken; every time I touch it, it makes a noise. I just want to call you, not play the piano.

The Overworked Parent

Balancing work, parenting, and trying not to sound like your parents when talking to your kids.
Parenting is 50% making lunches, 50% finding those lunches in the backseat of the car a week later, and 100% wondering if your child will ever appreciate a good sandwich.

The Pet Lover

The lengths we go to for our pets, and the strange conversations we have with them.
My fish died, and I held a small funeral. My friends thought it was excessive, but I just wanted to give him a proper "send-swim.

The Gym Regular

The eternal struggle of staying fit and the temptation of junk food.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it—especially if it's deep-fried and covered in cheese. It's called the "crunches" diet.

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