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Why don't scientists trust atoms in 2018? Because they make up everything.
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Why did the math book look sad in 2018? Because it had too many problems.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms in 2018? Because they make up everything.
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What do you call a snowman in 2018 with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
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What do you call a snowman in 2018 with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
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They wanted 2018 to be clean. I tried, I really did. But you know what's hard to clean up? My browser history. I feel like my computer is judging me every time I open it. If only deleting cookies could also delete the embarrassment.
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You know, in 2018, they said it's time to clean up the environment. So, I switched to paper straws. I feel like I'm sucking on a soggy newspaper, but hey, at least turtles are giving me a thumbs-up underwater.
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2018 was supposed to be clean, they said. I tried to clean up my act, but then I remembered my act is a lot like my bedroom - chaotic, filled with questionable decisions, and occasionally someone finds a missing sock. It's all about balance, right?
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You ever notice how the year 2018 was supposed to be clean, like some sort of resolution for the world? Well, my resolution was to stop eating pizza at 2 am. I failed, but hey, at least I didn't start any international conflicts. The world might be messy, but my late-night snack choices are messier.
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In 2018, they wanted everything to be clean and green. I did my part - I recycled. I recycled excuses for being late, I recycled old jokes, and I even recycled my New Year's resolutions. Reduce, reuse, and regret later, right?
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2018 was all about being clean and healthy. I tried a juice cleanse. Lasted about as long as my commitment to the gym. Turns out, green juice doesn't taste as good as pizza, and dumbbells make terrible doorstops.
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They said 2018 would be clean. I took that to heart and Marie Kondo'd my life. Now my bank account sparks joy because it's empty, and my social life is clutter-free because, well, it doesn't exist.
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They wanted 2018 to be clean and transparent. So, I started being honest about my age. People didn't believe me, but that's okay. I'm like a fine wine - expensive and best enjoyed in moderation.
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They said 2018 would be clean. I thought that meant I should finally organize my sock drawer. Turns out, they were talking about politics. My sock drawer is still a battleground of mismatched pairs.
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