16 Jokes About 2017

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Updated on: Jun 08 2025

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What's 2017's favorite song? 'Shake it Off' by Taylor Swift!
What do you call a dancing calendar from 2017? A twelfth-night stand!
What's 2017's favorite movie genre? Time travel, of course!
Why did 2017 become a chef? It wanted to spice things up!
What do you call a group of musical notes from 2017? A hit parade!
What did 2017 do at the comedy club? It had everyone rolling in the aisles!
2017, the year I tried to adult. I set up a budget, but it had more loopholes than a plot twist in a bad movie.
The Year 2017: My New Year's resolution was to lose weight, and by December, I had successfully lost three weeks of commitment!
In 2017, I attempted DIY projects to save money. My idea of 'home improvement' was adding more toppings to my frozen pizza.
The year 2017 taught me that 'adulting' is 10% paying bills and 90% Googling how to pay bills.
2017, the year I decided to learn a new language. Duolingo still sends me passive-aggressive reminders in Spanish, reminding me that I am a disappointment.
In 2017, I tried online dating. My profile picture was so outdated that my date asked if I was a history enthusiast or just stuck in the past.
2017 was the year I embraced minimalism. I threw out all my clothes that didn't 'spark joy.' Now I'm just a joyful nudist with a very confused mailman.
In 2017, I joined a gym to get in shape. The only thing I lifted was my expectations, and they came crashing down faster than my attempts at a pull-up.
2017, the year of adulting. I bought a plant to prove I could keep something alive. It's now a permanent resident in the compost bin.
Remember 2017? That was the year I discovered 'alternative facts'—also known as 'my resume.'

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