5 Jokes About 2017

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 08 2025

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Online Dating

Balancing honesty and making a good first impression
Online dating profiles should come with a "Made in Photoshop" label. I met someone, and they looked nothing like their profile picture. I was expecting a model; I got a model of deception.

Traffic Jams

The frustration of being stuck in traffic
Traffic is the only place where you can be going nowhere but still be late. "I'm not late; I'm just fashionably parked.

Fitness Apps

Balancing the desire to be fit with the love for food
I tried using a fitness app to get in shape, but it keeps reminding me to exercise when I'm at my favorite pizza place. I'm just trying to enjoy my slice without judgment, okay?

Smartphones

The constant need for software updates and battery life
I wish my relationships were as resilient as my smartphone. I drop it a dozen times a day, and it still keeps coming back for more.

Self-Checkout Machines

The struggle of dealing with unexpected item in the bagging area
The self-checkout machine doesn't trust me to bag my items correctly, but I don't trust it not to judge my snack choices. It's a standoff of suspicion every time I go shopping.

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