16 Jokes For 2000

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Updated on: May 17 2025

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I tried to tell a joke about the year 2000, but it was too old-fashioned.
What do you call a knight from the year 2000? Sir-Cumference!
Why did the scarecrow bring a calculator to the field in the year 2000? To do some cornversions!
What do you call a fish with no eyes that survived the year 2000? Fisheye-2000!
I tried to write a joke about the year 2000, but I couldn't find the right millennium.
What did one calendar say to the year 2000? 'Your days are numbered!
Y2K, the only time we were all worried that our toasters were gonna stage a rebellion. I mean, who knew your bread needed a software update?
In 2000, we thought Frosted Tips were the epitome of fashion. Now we look back and wonder if our hairstylists were secretly aspiring to be cake decorators.
The year 2000, when asking 'Got AOL?' was a legit pickup line. If someone said 'You've Got Mail,' you knew you were in for a wild night of waiting for that dial-up connection.
The year 2000, when the scariest thing on the internet was the dial-up tone. Now it's just my grandma's Facebook posts.
Remember when we were all excited about the new millennium? Now we can't even get excited about a new iPhone unless it has three cameras and a personal chef app.
In the year 2000, having a 'burn book' meant you were probably a Plastics member in high school, not just a disgruntled ex-employee on Glassdoor.
2000, the year when having a CD player in your backpack made you the coolest kid in school. Now, if you're not streaming music from the cloud, you might as well be using a cassette tape.
Ah, 2000, the year where having a Nokia 3310 meant you were basically carrying a brick that could also make calls. Indestructible, unless you dropped it on your toe.
Y2K, the time when deleting your browser history meant actually throwing away the entire computer. Those were the days when Ctrl+Alt+Delete meant restarting your whole life.
Y2K, the only time we all collectively held our breath waiting for our Tamagotchis to survive the digital apocalypse. Those little pixelated pets were the original stress test for responsible adulthood.

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