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Updated on: May 17 2025

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Tech Support

Dealing with customers who think turning it off and on is the ultimate solution
I told a customer to restart their computer, and they asked, "Will that delete all my files?" I said, "No, it's like a spa day for your computer. It comes back feeling refreshed, and your files get a hot stone massage.

Coffee Addict

The eternal struggle between needing caffeine and fearing the crash
Decaf coffee is like a hug from a distance – it's nice, but it's not the same, and I'm left wondering why I bothered in the first place.

Parenting in 2020

Balancing work, homeschooling, and the mysterious disappearance of all the snacks
I thought I'd have a handle on parenting in 2020, but my kid just asked me for help with his math homework, and I realized I'm still traumatized from my own math classes. I told him, "Sorry, son, but we're in this together. We'll get through therapy together too.

Fitness Enthusiast

Balancing a love for food with the desire for a six-pack
I tried a 30-day fitness challenge, and on day one, I did a sit-up. On day two, I was sore, so I thought, "Maybe I should try sitting down instead.

Dating in the Digital Age

Navigating the fine line between swiping right and regretting it
On dating apps, they ask, "What are your interests?" I want to reply, "Avoiding awkward conversations about my interests." Because let's be honest, my main interest is Netflix, and I'm not ready to commit to anything more serious than a TV series.

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