7+ Best One Liners Jokes For 2000

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Why did the mathematician celebrate the year 2000? It was a prime year!

I asked my cat about the year 2000. It said, 'I don't care, as long as it had mice-cream.

Why did the number 2000 break up with the number 1000? It just needed space.

I tried to start a band in the year 2000, but it never took off. I guess it was a Y2K-luster.

I asked my GPS to take me back to the year 2000. It replied, 'Recalculating... Please fasten your seatbelt for a time warp.

What did the year 2000 say to its friends? 'I've got 2020 vision now!

I told my friend I can count all the way to 2000 in just one breath. He said, 'Prove it!' So I took a deep breath and said, '2k.

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