5 12-year-olds Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 13 2025

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The Confused Teacher

Explaining common core math to a 12-year-old
I tried to teach a 12-year-old common core math, and they asked, "Can't I just use a calculator?" I said, "Sure, if you want to be stuck in 2021. In 2030, we'll calculate everything with holographic brainwaves.

The Nostalgic Grandparent

Understanding a 12-year-old's fascination with virtual reality
My 12-year-old grandchild tried to explain virtual reality to me. I nodded and said, "So, it's like watching TV, but you're inside the TV?" They laughed and said, "Yeah, but way cooler." I miss the simplicity of rabbit-ear antennas.

The Foodie Parent

Getting a 12-year-old to appreciate gourmet food
My 12-year-old complained about the gourmet meal I prepared, saying, "Why can't we have fast food?" I said, "Because we're sophisticated people who appreciate fine dining... or at least attempt to.

The Tech-Savvy Tween

Convincing a 12-year-old that life existed before smartphones
I told my 12-year-old about the "good old days" when we had to call our friends on landlines. They looked at me like I had just explained the plot of an ancient alien conspiracy movie. "Wait, no texting? That's just weird.

The Anxious Parent

Dealing with a 12-year-old's first crush
My child asked me for advice on dealing with their crush. I said, "Just be yourself." Now they're sitting there, eating snacks and playing video games. I might need a more specific manual.

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