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Have you ever tried having a conversation with a 12-year-old about their favorite subject? They speak at a speed that's only comprehensible to dolphins and auctioneers. I'm just standing there, nodding, hoping they're not asking for my credit card details.
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12-year-olds are like walking time machines. Give them a piece of technology from five years ago, and they'll treat it like an ancient artifact. "Is this a fossilized version of a smartphone?" No, it's just an iPhone 6.
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12-year-olds are like tiny detectives. You can't hide anything from them. I tried to sneak a piece of chocolate in the kitchen, and next thing I know, I hear a voice saying, "What are you eating in there, and can I have some?
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You know you're getting old when 12-year-olds start using slang you don't understand. I overheard a conversation and had to Google half the words. I felt like a linguistic archaeologist digging through the ruins of modern language.
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You ever notice how 12-year-olds have this uncanny ability to make any electronic device, no matter how advanced, look like it just survived a tornado? I handed my phone to a 12-year-old, and suddenly, my apps were playing hide and seek!
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Why is it that 12-year-olds can remember the lyrics to every TikTok dance, yet struggle to recall where they put their homework five minutes ago? It's like they have a selective memory, and it's all about priorities.
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12-year-olds are the only beings on Earth who can simultaneously be incredibly confident and utterly clueless. I asked one how to use Snapchat, and they looked at me like I just asked them to solve a quantum physics equation with a crayon.
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Ever notice how 12-year-olds can transform a simple family dinner into a culinary critique? "Mom, the seasoning here is a bit off, and I think the presentation could use some improvement." Suddenly, I feel like I'm on a low-budget episode of a cooking show.
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12-year-olds are the ultimate negotiators. I told one that bedtime was at 9 PM, and suddenly, we were in a high-stakes negotiation about extending it to a whopping 9:05 PM. They should be teaching negotiation skills in elementary school.
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