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Why did the 12-year-old girl bring a dictionary to the party? Because she wanted to define the dance moves!
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Why did the 12-year-old girl bring a suitcase to the zoo? She wanted to pack a lunch for the pandas!
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Why did the 12-year-old girl become a chef? Because she wanted to make some 'tasty' jokes in the kitchen!
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Why did the 12-year-old girl bring a pencil to the bakery? To draw the icing on the cake!
Snapchat Diplomacy
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If you want to stay updated on the latest gossip, just eavesdrop on a group of 12-year-old girls on Snapchat. It's like United Nations-level diplomacy, but instead of solving world conflicts, they're debating who ate the last slice of pizza at the sleepover. I've never seen negotiations so intense.
Bedtime Negotiations
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Trying to get a 12-year-old to go to bed is a battle of wills. It's like negotiating a peace treaty with a tiny rebel leader who insists that sleep is for the weak. I suggested a compromise – she can stay up an extra 15 minutes if she promises not to text me her existential thoughts at 2 AM.
Texting Olympics
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Have you seen how fast these 12-year-old girls can text? I thought I was a pro until I tried keeping up with them. It's like they have a secret society where they communicate in hieroglyphics, and I'm over here deciphering emojis like I'm Indiana Jones.
Social Media Scholars
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These kids are so tech-savvy; they probably have a PhD in social media. I asked one if she knew algebra, and she said, 'No, but I can calculate the perfect Instagram filter for any lighting condition.' Well, at least she's got her priorities straight.
Snack Connoisseurs
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Forget wine tasting; 12-year-old girls are the true connoisseurs of snacks. They can spend hours discussing the intricate flavor profiles of different gummy bears and debate the superiority of rainbow-colored versus chocolate-covered everything. Move over, Gordon Ramsay; there's a new judge in town.
Tween Philosophers
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Ever had a deep conversation with a 12-year-old girl? They ponder life's mysteries like mini-philosophers. I asked one what the meaning of life is, and she said, 'It's like, you know, having the perfect selfie lighting and unlimited pizza.' I mean, who am I to argue with that profound wisdom?
Tween Terrors
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You ever try having a conversation with a 12-year-old girl? It's like negotiating with a tiny CEO who just discovered the word 'literally.' I asked one what she wants to be when she grows up, and she said, 'Literally, everything.' I was like, 'Okay, settle down, Elon Tween.
Fashion Forward
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Trying to understand the fashion choices of a 12-year-old girl is like deciphering an alien language. One day, it's all about glittery unicorn sneakers; the next, it's tie-dye tutus. I'm just here wondering if I can pull off a unicorn sneaker and tie-dye tutu combo at my age.
Homework Hypnosis
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Helping a 12-year-old with homework is like performing brain surgery blindfolded. They have these newfangled math techniques that make me feel like I'm decoding a top-secret government message. And let's not even get started on the 'cool' way to write an essay – apparently, emojis are now an essential part of the introduction.
Tween Drama Queens
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These 12-year-olds are drama queens in training. I asked one how her day was, and she responded with a sigh that could rival Shakespearean tragedy. Apparently, someone used the wrong shade of pink in their unicorn drawing, and it was a crisis of epic proportions.
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