10 12 Year Olds Girl Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 15 2024

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12-year-olds have this incredible talent for making you feel ancient. I told a girl that I used to have a flip phone, and she looked at me like I just stepped out of a time machine. "What's a flip phone, ancient one?
Trying to understand the music preferences of a 12-year-old is like attempting to decipher an alien language. I asked one what her favorite song was, and she hit me with, "You wouldn't get it, it's too old for you." I didn't know songs had expiration dates.
12-year-old girls are like tiny detectives. They can find a missing sock, a lost homework assignment, and that secret candy stash you thought was hidden. If only they used their powers for good instead of locating my hidden snacks.
12-year-olds have this incredible ability to convince you that their homework is more important than your entire adult life. "Sorry, can't talk right now. Busy with my algebra." Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to calculate the tip on a restaurant bill.
Have you ever tried giving a 12-year-old girl a simple task, like cleaning her room? It's like asking her to solve a complex mathematical equation. The result? A room that looks like a tornado hit it, and an innocent "I thought I did a great job" expression.
You ever notice how 12-year-old girls have this magical ability to communicate solely through eye rolls and sighs? I tried it with my boss once, and let's just say I'm no longer employee of the month.
12-year-olds have an uncanny ability to turn any conversation into a discussion about the latest TikTok trends. I tried talking about the weather, and suddenly we're debating whether rain dances would go viral.
12-year-old girls have this mysterious skill of making you feel uncool without even saying a word. I walked into the room with my retro sneakers, and she looked at me like I just brought back the plague. Apparently, I'm not as hip as I thought.
I asked a 12-year-old girl what she wants to be when she grows up, and she said, "I want to be TikTok famous." Back in my day, we dreamed of being astronauts or doctors. Now, it's all about mastering the art of the 15-second dance challenge.
Ever notice how 12-year-old girls have mastered the art of taking selfies? I asked one for a photography tip, and she said, "Find your angle, add a filter, and always pretend you're too busy to notice the camera." My Instagram game will never be the same.

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