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It's fascinating how 11-year-olds can remember every single detail about the latest video game they played but suddenly develop amnesia when it comes to their homework assignments.
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11-year-olds are the greatest treasure hunters in the world. They have an uncanny ability to find items you've lost years ago in places you've searched a thousand times. "Oh, your favorite earrings from 10 years ago? They're under the couch cushion, obviously.
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I've noticed that 11-year-olds have this peculiar skill of being experts in discovering the one button that can immediately turn your calm day into a chaotic rollercoaster. And they press it. Repeatedly.
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11-year-olds seem to possess the secrets of time travel—well, at least when it comes to making the morning routine feel like an eternity. "I'll get dressed in a minute" means, in their time-space continuum, about an hour.
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Witnessing an 11-year-old trying to explain social media trends to adults is like watching a foreign language class without a translator. "TikTok, Snapchat, Insta—just smile and nod, folks.
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Have you ever tried having a conversation with an 11-year-old? It's like talking to a tiny lawyer who's always ready to object. "Objection, that's not fair!" or "Objection, my bedtime should be extended!
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Ever played hide and seek with an 11-year-old? They've got stealth skills that would make a ninja envious! You'd think they've got a teleportation device with how quickly they vanish.
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You ever tried to outsmart an 11-year-old with a "knock-knock" joke? Good luck! They've got comebacks sharper than any comedian. "Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke!" Touche, kid, touche.
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You know you're in the presence of an 11-year-old when they start negotiating like they're about to seal a major business deal. "I'll clean my room if I can stay up an extra hour—final offer.
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