5 11 Year Old Kids Jokes

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Updated on: May 26 2025

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Strict Parents

When your parents are stricter than airport security.
It's like living in a comedy club with them. I told my dad a joke the other day; he didn't laugh, he just said, "Was that appropriate?

Teachers

Trying to explain to 11-year-olds why math is fun.
The hardest part of teaching 11-year-olds is convincing them that you were once their age. I showed them a picture from when I was 11, and they asked if it was in black and white because there was no color back then.

The Pet's Perspective

Dealing with an 11-year-old who thinks the family pet understands their secrets.
My cat thinks the 11-year-old is a magician. Every time they disappear into their room, the cat's like, "How did they do that? I've been trying to master disappearing for years!

The Cool Sibling

Being the cool older sibling when your 11-year-old sibling thinks you're ancient.
My sister asked me if I had a crush on anyone when I was her age. I said, "Yeah, I had a crush on a dinosaur. We used to ride woolly mammoths together.

The 11-Year-Old's Perspective

Trying to understand why adults use the phrase "Back in my day."
Adults act like they had it rough. I told my grandma I was cold, and she said, "Back in my day, we didn't have temperatures. We just guessed.

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