8 Jokes For 007

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Updated on: Aug 07 2025

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Why did James Bond become a gardener? He wanted to plant some undercover agents.
What do you call a spy who loves to clean? James Bond. He's always '007' dust.
Why did James Bond bring a parachute to the party? Just in case things took a '007' turn.
How does James Bond brew his coffee? He uses a secret blend, shaken, not stirred.
How does James Bond pick his shoes? He goes for the sole with the most stealth.
How does James Bond cut his hair? With a secret agent clipper.
How did James Bond's date know he was a spy? He left a trail of '007' kisses.
Why did James Bond bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were '007' proof.

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