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007's Matchmaker
Setting up James Bond on a blind date without revealing his true profession
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I told Bond to be mysterious on the date. He took it literally and wore sunglasses indoors. The mystery was whether he could see anything at all.
007's Yoga Instructor
Teaching mindfulness to a spy constantly on the edge
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In yoga class, Bond insisted on doing the "GoldenEye" pose. It involves a lot of dramatic pauses and pretending to shoot invisible bad guys. Very therapeutic.
007's Barber
Trying to give James Bond a haircut without triggering his spy reflexes
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Gave James Bond a fade. He looked in the mirror and said, "Shaken, not sheared." I just hope MI6 approves of my artistic interpretation.
007's Driving Instructor
Teaching James Bond to drive without turning it into a high-speed chase
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I told Bond to merge smoothly into traffic. He responded with a handbrake turn and said, "In my world, merging involves explosions and dramatic exits." Good luck at the DMV, buddy.
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