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Zoomba Fitness Class
Confusion between a workout and a dance party
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So, I tried to impress everyone in Zoomba class with my dance moves. I pulled out the worm. They called an ambulance, thinking I was having a seizure. Apparently, interpretive dance isn't covered in their safety guidelines.
Zoologist Dating Life
Struggling to find a mate in the human jungle
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I thought I found my soulmate when she said she loved animals. Turns out, she just meant she liked pictures of cats on the internet. I took her to the zoo, and she asked if the lions were just big cats. I guess not everyone sees the romance in a lion's roar.
Zoologists' Convention
Trying to understand animal behavior but struggling with human behavior
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At the zoologists' convention, they showed us a video of a monkey using tools to get food. I thought, "That's impressive!" Then I watched someone in the office struggle to use the office printer. We might be the only species that needs an IT department more than opposable thumbs.
Zoological Chef
Balancing exotic flavors in a human menu
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The health inspector came by and asked about the "Safari Surprise" on the menu. It's just a meat stew with exotic spices. I told him the surprise is finding out which animal you're eating. He wasn't amused. Apparently, health inspectors are not fans of culinary adventures.
Zoological Office
Navigating the corporate jungle
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We have team-building exercises in the office, like trust falls. I suggested we try something more animalistic, like a synchronized swimming routine. The HR department didn't think it was a team-building exercise; they thought it was a cry for help.
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