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Once upon a peculiar evening in the quaint town of Chuckleville, an annual dance competition was underway. The star of the night? A local dog named Toto, who had unintentionally become the talk of the town due to his uncanny ability to match his owner's dance moves. The duo, Mary
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In the quirky village of Weatherby, where unpredictable weather patterns were the norm, a peculiar phenomenon unfolded with the help of the local weather cat, Toto. Toto, with a keen sense for impending storms, began displaying odd behaviors whenever rain was on the horizon. The dry wit surfaced as Toto,
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In the bustling city of Gizmoville, a tech-savvy family was perplexed by their mischievous pet parrot named Toto. This clever bird had developed an obsession with mimicking the family's voice-activated devices. The trouble began when Toto started ordering all sorts of absurd items online, from inflatable sofas to a lifetime
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In the picturesque town of Culinaryburg, renowned for its diverse cuisine, a mischievous cat named Toto embarked on a gourmet adventure that left the locals scratching their heads. Toto had developed a peculiar taste for exotic ingredients and had a knack for sneaking into kitchens to sample the finest dishes.
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So, Toto is not just a band; it's also a brand of high-tech toilets. Have you heard of these things? They're like the James Bond of toilets. I mean, forget about just flushing; these toilets have more buttons than a spaceship. My friend got one of these Toto toilets, and
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You know, I have a friend who named his dog Toto. I asked him, "Why Toto?" And he goes, "Because every time I call him, I feel like I'm in 'The Wizard of Oz'." Now, that's a creative way to name your dog. But here's the problem: every time he
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You guys ever notice how the band Toto is like a musical enigma? I mean, seriously, they've got that song "Africa" that's become a meme, a symbol of the internet. I don't know if they planned for that, but it's like they're the unsung heroes of the meme generation. And
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You know, I recently discovered that Toto is not just a band and a toilet brand; it's also a cover-up term. Like, if you mess up or accidentally spill something, just say, "Oh, I did a Toto." It's the perfect excuse. You break a glass at a party? "Oops, did
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Why did Toto go to school with a ladder? Because it wanted to go to high school!
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Why did Toto bring a pencil to the wizard? To draw a new path in the Yellow Brick Road!
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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador with a touch of Toto!
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Why did Toto bring a suitcase to the comedy show? It wanted to pack some laughs!
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Toto started a gardening business, but it couldn't stop digging up old bones!
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Toto tried to make a sandwich, but it was a little ruff around the edges!
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Toto went to the beach and started a sandcastle competition – it was a howl of a good time!
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Toto tried to play hide and seek but was always found because it couldn't stop barking with laughter!
The Chef
Trying to create a signature dish with Toto's unique ingredients
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You know you're in Toto when the chef proudly presents their creation and the customers ask, "Is this avant-garde cuisine, or did you accidentally drop the spice rack in the pot?" It's Toto's special flavor.
The Dog Walker
Walking a dozen dogs through the chaotic streets of Toto
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You know you're in Toto when your dog walker has a map, a GPS, and a compass – and still ends up in a park with no exit. It's the magical mystery tour of dog walks.
The Tourist Guide
Guiding clueless tourists around Toto
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Toto is the only place where a tourist guide's main skill is making wrong turns sound like hidden gems. "Ah, yes, this unexpected detour is the scenic route to confusion.
The Weatherman
Trying to predict the weather in Toto
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Being a weatherman in Toto is the only job where you can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep your job. It's like they're playing weather bingo, and nobody's winning.
The Taxi Driver
Navigating the confusing streets of Toto
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Navigating Toto's streets is like playing a game of chess with traffic cones – every move you make is either a brilliant strategy or a hilarious blunder.
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Toto's music has a special power – it can turn any gathering into an impromptu sing-along, even if half the people in the room don't know the lyrics! It's the universal language of shower singers everywhere!
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Toto's music is like a fine wine; it gets better with age and pairs perfectly with a shower concert you didn’t know you were about to have!
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Toto's 'Africa' is the ultimate song for testing your friendships – if they don't enthusiastically sing the chorus with you, are they even your friend?
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Listening to Toto is like finding a hidden gem in your Spotify playlist – you forget about it for a while, but when it plays, you're like, 'Oh yeah, this is my jam!'
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Toto's 'Africa' is the unofficial anthem of anyone who's ever pretended to play the bongos on their steering wheel during a traffic jam.
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You know, Toto isn't just a band; it's also what I say when I try to call my dog from across the park and accidentally start a sing-along instead.
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Toto - the only band whose music's so catchy, you'll hum 'Africa' for weeks, even if you've never been outside your bathroom!
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You haven't truly experienced karaoke until you've seen a group passionately belt out 'Africa' by Toto, complete with questionable dance moves and air bongo solos!
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Listening to Toto is like finding a $20 bill in an old jacket – it's unexpected, makes you feel good, and you wonder why you ever stopped wearing that jacket in the first place!
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The only thing that unites a room faster than 'Africa' by Toto is a spider suddenly dropping from the ceiling – everyone's singing together while doing an impromptu interpretative dance!
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Toto is also what you say when you're stuck in a conversation with someone who won't stop talking, and you're desperately trying to find a way out. "Oh, Toto, looks like we're not in the mood for small talk anymore!
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Speaking of Toto, have you ever noticed how dogs seem to have this sixth sense when you're about to leave the house? It's like they've got a Toto alarm system, and the moment you grab your keys, they're on full "don't leave me" mode.
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Toto was Dorothy's loyal companion on her journey, but let's be real, if Dorothy had Google Maps, the whole movie would have been about a short walk down the Yellow Brick Road. "Turn left in 100 feet, and you've arrived at the Emerald City!
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Toto, the notes say. Now, I'm not talking about the band; I'm talking about that moment when you're in the bathroom, and you realize there's no toilet paper. Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore, and I need a plan of action!
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Ever notice how Toto, the dog from "The Wizard of Oz," was just along for the ride? I mean, he didn't sign up for a journey to Oz; he probably just wanted some treats and a cozy bed. Talk about an unexpected career change!
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Toto, the notes say. You know you're an adult when "Toto" is not just a band or a dog but a code word for desperately trying to find a parking spot in a crowded mall during the holiday season. "Toto, we're not in shopping hours anymore!
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Toto, the band, gave us the classic hit "Rosanna." Now, every time I meet someone named Rosanna, I can't help but sing, "All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your face," and then watch them slowly back away, regretting their life choices.
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You ever type "toto" into your phone, and autocorrect decides you meant "totally"? Now your message reads, "I'll be there totoro." Yeah, thanks, autocorrect, I'm just trying to make plans, not summon a forest spirit!
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You ever notice how every time you try to remember the lyrics to "Africa" by Toto, it feels like you're on a quest for the lost city of El Dorado? I mean, seriously, it's like navigating a musical jungle out there.
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