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Imagine if zebras had their own version of a sitcom. It'd be called "Stripe Life," where the main character tries to navigate the savannah while dealing with the everyday drama of being black and white in a color world.
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Zebras are the ultimate optical illusion. I mean, are they white with black stripes or black with white stripes? I asked one, and it just gave me this look like, "Mind your own business, human.
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Have you ever seen a zebra at a job interview? I imagine it's just sitting there, nervously tapping its hooves, thinking, "I hope they don't ask me about my experience with predators. It's a touchy subject.
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You know you're in a rough neighborhood when even the zebras have tattoos. I saw one with a tramp stamp that said, "Born to Run." I guess even zebras have midlife crises.
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Zebras must be the fashionistas of the animal world. They're rocking stripes like it's a runway, making every other animal look like they just rolled out of bed. "Oh, you're wearing fur? Cute. Stripes are in, darling!
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Zebras are the only animals that can pull off vertical stripes. If I tried to wear vertical stripes, I'd look like a barcode. "Beep, beep, the comedian has been scanned and approved for mediocre jokes.
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Zebras are the only animals that make crossing the road look like a fashion show. They strut their stuff, and we're just sitting in our cars, waiting for them to finish their runway walk.
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If zebras had a dating app, their bio would be like, "Looking for a mate who appreciates the beauty of monochrome, enjoys long runs on the savannah, and doesn't mind occasional photo-bombing by giraffes.
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You ever notice how zebras are like the referees of the animal kingdom? Black and white stripes, making sure everyone plays fair in the jungle. "No biting, lions, play nice!
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