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Zebra Fashion Designer
Zebra fashion designer frustrated with the limited color palette
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Fashion tip for zebras: If you're tired of blending in, try accessorizing with a top hat or a bow tie. Just make sure it doesn't clash with your natural stripes. Zebras are all about coordinated chaos.
Zebra Crossing Guard
Zebra Crossing Guard tired of zebras not following directions
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I tried to give a zebra a ticket for jaywalking. He just stared at me, probably plotting his escape. I mean, who knew black and white could be so rebellious?
Zebra Relationship Counselor
Zebra trying to navigate the challenges of interracial dating
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A zebra asked me, "How do you make a relationship work when you come from different herds?" I said, "It's all about finding common ground. Or should I say common savannah?" Relationships are tough, but zebras have a unique way of making it work.
Zebra Therapist
Zebra therapist trying to help clients without being judgmental about their stripes
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My zebra client told me he was having an identity crisis. I said, "Join the club! But seriously, let's work on embracing both your light and dark stripes. It's all about balance.
Zebra in a Barber Shop
Zebra upset with the lack of black-and-white hair dye options
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I asked the barber if he could make me look like a zebra. He said, "Sure, no problem." But now I have this black-and-white Mohawk. I guess I should have been more specific. Who knew being a zebra would be so challenging?
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