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The yoyo is the only toy that comes with its own sound effects. You throw it down, and it's like, "Swish, click, clack, whoosh!" It's the closest I'll ever get to having my own theme music.
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You ever notice how when a yoyo hits the end of its string and starts spinning uncontrollably, it's a lot like adulthood? You're just hanging on, hoping it doesn't all fall apart.
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I bought a yoyo the other day, thinking it would be a great stress-reliever. Turns out, it just adds a new level of stress when it gets all tangled up. Now, I've got trust issues with a piece of string.
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I've realized that owning a yoyo is like having a pet rock. It sits there, does nothing, but somehow brings you inexplicable joy. At least with a yoyo, you can walk your "rock" and call it a day.
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Yoyos are the original fidget spinners. You're in a meeting, trying to look professional, but secretly your mind is like, "How many tricks can I pull off without anyone noticing?
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My doctor told me I need more exercise, so I started using a yoyo. It's the only workout where, if you mess up, you're not only out of shape but also trying to untangle yourself from embarrassment.
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You know you're an adult when you buy a yoyo and immediately think about how dangerous it would be in the office. Boss calls you into the meeting? "Hold on, let me just walk the dog real quick.
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You ever notice how the person who invented the yoyo was probably just procrastinating on their work? Like, "I should be finishing this report, but let me just play with this string and see what happens." Suddenly, we have a timeless toy.
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I tried to impress my date with my yoyo skills once. Turns out, yoyo tricks are not as charming as they were in my head. Who knew the 'Around the World' move could be a dealbreaker?
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