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The Yo-Yo and the Tech Geek
When your yo-yo tries to update its firmware, and you're clueless about it.
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My yo-yo is more tech-savvy than I am. It wanted a Wi-Fi connection for "better spins." I just want a yo-yo that comes back when I call it, not one that's trying to join the internet of things.
The Paranoid Yo-Yo
When your yo-yo thinks you're cheating on it with a fidget spinner.
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My yo-yo caught me browsing online for other spinning toys. Now I have to attend yo-yo therapy to rebuild trust. It's a real yo-dilemma.
The Forgetful Yo-Yo Master
When your yo-yo has a better memory than you do.
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My friends say my yo-yo has a photographic memory. I'm here struggling to remember why I walked into a room. I need a yo-yo memory upgrade.
The Yo-Yo and the Cat
When your cat thinks the yo-yo is a new type of prey.
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I tried to teach my cat to play with the yo-yo. Now, every time I throw it down, my cat looks at me like I just betrayed its trust. I'm stuck in a real-life yo-yo soap opera.
The Yo-Yo and the Relationship Expert
When your yo-yo becomes a symbol of your relationship status.
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My yo-yo is the ultimate relationship counselor. It only comes back when I let go. Maybe I should apply that philosophy to my dating life—just throw love out there and hope it returns.
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