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How does a prisoner make a phone call? They just cell-ebrate their connections!
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Why did the incarcerated man start a gardening club in prison? He wanted to plant seeds of change!
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What's a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? The period – they're used to sentences!
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Why did the prisoner become a tailor? He wanted to sew his way to freedom!
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What do you call a prisoner's favorite TV show? 'Orange is the New Black and White'!
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Why did the incarcerated man start a cooking class in prison? He wanted to master the art of 'con'-fectionery!
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Why did the incarcerated man become a gardener? He wanted to turn over a new leaf!
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What do you call a prisoner who can take apart a computer? A con-artist!
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Why did the man in jail start a band? Because he had the right to remain musical!
Incarceration Fashion
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They say orange is the new black, but it's definitely not the new fashion. When your man's incarcerated, you become a style consultant for prison jumpsuits. Try accessorizing with those silver handcuffs, babe – it's the latest trend!
Locked-Up Tech Support
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Trying to have a video call with your man in jail is like participating in a NASA mission. It's all, Houston, we have a problem – the Wi-Fi signal in cell block C is weaker than my willpower during a chocolate sale.
Orange is the New Snack
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You know your man's been incarcerated when he starts giving Yelp reviews for prison food. Three stars for the mac 'n' cheese, but the ambiance was a bit too 'behind bars' for my taste!
The Locked-Up Diet Plan
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They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it also makes the waistline shrink. When your man's incarcerated, you inadvertently discover the prison diet – it's called 'Solitary Slimming.' Nothing sheds those extra pounds like missing someone's cooking.
Orange You Glad He's Not Home
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When your man is locked up, you become the MacGyver of romantic gestures. Forget candlelit dinners; I'm sending him origami roses made out of toilet paper and declaring my love with a toothpaste-written sonnet on the back of a Doritos bag.
DIY Escape Room
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Having a man in jail is like having a long-distance relationship, but instead of Skype, you communicate through collect calls and the occasional smuggled carrier pigeon. Nothing says love like contraband carrier pigeons.
Locked-Up Love Letters
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Writing letters to your incarcerated man feels like being in a real-life episode of 'Love is Blind.' Except instead of a pod, he's in a cell, and instead of deep emotional conversations, we're arguing over who gets the top bunk in our imaginary bunk bed.
Incarceration Currency
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When your man's incarcerated, you learn to appreciate the value of things like ramen noodles and cigarette packs. Forget about bitcoin; in prison, the real currency is a pack of menthols and a spicy beef ramen.
Prison Break-Up Lines
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Breaking up with your incarcerated man is like leaving a job you hate. It's not you; it's the fact that our relationship comes with a mandatory dress code and visiting hours. I need a more flexible arrangement, preferably one without iron bars.
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