7 Your Dad Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 10 2025

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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.

Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Abracadabra! You're a sandwich!

Dad, I'm hungry. Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad!

I told my dad I was cold. He told me to stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.

My dad doesn't believe in elevators. He says they're always up to something.

Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Poof! You're a sandwich!

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

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