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Why did the muscle break up with the gym? It felt too 'strained' in the relationship!
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Why did the cell go to therapy? It had too many issues with its nucleus!
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Why did the skeleton apply for a job at the bakery? It kneaded a job and had a great 'spine' for it!
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Why did the brain go to therapy? It had too many 'neural issues' and needed a 'mindful' session!
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Why did the stomach break up with the liver? It couldn't handle its constant 'processing' of emotions!
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Why did the heart start a band? It had a lot of 'beats' and wanted to share the love for music!
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Why did the nose always get invited to parties? It knew how to 'sniff' out a good time!
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Why did the bones go to the party? They heard it was 'rib-tickling' fun!
Love Handles: A Cautionary Tale
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They say love handles are a sign of a loving relationship. Well, my love handles are so affectionate they're practically throwing a party. I call them my Love Handles: A Cautionary Tale.
The Battle of the Bulge
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You know, my body is like an ongoing conflict zone. I call it The Battle of the Bulge. But let me tell you, my bulge is not fighting for territory; it's just trying to reclaim lost ground after Thanksgiving dinner.
Bodily Rebellion
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My body has a rebellious streak. It insists on expanding horizontally while I'm desperately trying to grow vertically. I call it my body's quest for world domination, one inch at a time.
Gravity vs. Aspiration
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Gravity is my constant nemesis. I aspire to defy it, but my body seems to be in a committed relationship with gravity. I call it the eternal struggle of Gravity vs. Aspiration.
The Jiggly Chronicles
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My body has a mind of its own. I call it The Jiggly Chronicles. It's like a sitcom where my belly laughs at its own jokes, and I'm just trying to keep up with the plot twists – or should I say, waist twists.
Six-Pack vs. Family Pack
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I recently started working on my six-pack. Well, not the kind you find in the fridge – that's a family pack. My six-pack is more like a loyalty program for my favorite fast-food joints.
Snack-Size Self-Esteem
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I tried a diet where you eat only what fits in the palm of your hand. My self-esteem became snack-sized, and let me tell you, it's not as fulfilling as a bag of chips.
Calories: The Sneaky Ninjas
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Counting calories is like trying to catch sneaky ninjas – you think you've got them all, and then a pizza silently somersaults into your life, leaving you wondering where you went wrong.
Absurd Abs Expectations
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I tried getting abs by doing sit-ups every day. Now I have the ab strength to sit up in bed and contemplate why I'm not a superhero yet. Apparently, abs are not the shortcut to superpowers.
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