9+ Best One Liners your bodd Jokes

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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples with Wi-Fi issues and a vending machine full of snacks.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

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