18 Your Best Friends Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 15 2025

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Why did the best friends start a band together? Because they had perfect harmony!
What do you call two best friends who love to run together? Sole mates!
What did the two best friends say to the bartender who asked if they wanted another round? 'We'll just keep orbiting the bar, thanks!
Two best friends walked into a bakery. One friend asked, 'Do you smell that?' The other replied, 'Yes, it's the scent of dough-nuts!
What did the two best friends do when they found out they were both clairvoyant? They saw each other in the future!
What do you call two best friends who love baseball? Bat mates!
What do you call two best friends who are magicians? Conjure buddies!
What do you call two best friends who are painters? Art pals!

Best Friends and Mind-Reading

Best friends have this incredible mind-reading ability. They can sense when something's wrong. It's like having emotional Wi-Fi, but it comes with unsolicited advice.

Best Friends' Psychic Abilities

My best friends have psychic abilities, I swear. They always know when I'm about to do something stupid. It's like having my own personal Don't do it hotline. Saves me from embarrassment, but ruins all my potential funny stories.

Best Friends and the Psychic Bill

Having best friends is like having a psychic bill. You don't know when you'll have to pay, but when you do, it's usually in the form of embarrassing pictures they threaten to post if you don't comply.

Best Friends and the Time-Traveling Memories

Best friends have the power of time travel. They can transport you back to embarrassing moments from years ago with just a look. It's like having a personal DeLorean of humiliation.

Best Friends' Detective Skills

Your best friends are the best detectives. They can find out things about you that even you didn't know. Remember that time in kindergarten when you stole a cookie? Yeah, I found the crumbs.

Best Friends' Social Media Mastery

My best friends are social media wizards. They can make the mundane sound epic. Just had the most mind-blowing cup of coffee. #LifeChanging #CaffeineAdventures. It was just decaf, guys. Chill.

Best Friends and Personal Trainers

Your best friends become your personal trainers when you decide to go on a diet. Put down that cookie! Do you want to be a snack or have a snack? Choices, my friend, choices.

Best Friends vs. Horror Movies

My best friends are like horror movies. They know how to build up suspense, make your heart race, and then, just when you least expect it, they pop up with a jump scare - usually in the form of embarrassing childhood stories.

Best Friends and Food Critics

Having best friends is like having your own personal food critics. Oh, you're going to eat that? Really? I heard the calories in that thing have more drama than a soap opera.

Best Friends & GPS

You ever notice how your best friends turn into overzealous GPS systems when you're driving? In 500 feet, take a left. In 400 feet, take a left. In case you forgot, take a left now!

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