7 Your Best Friends Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 15 2025

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My best friend is addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop anytime.
My best friend bet me $100 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face when I drove pasta!
My best friend tried to explain electricity to me, but I was shocked by his explanation.
My best friend is scared of lifts, so I took the stairs instead. He never made it to the 5th floor.
My best friend tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.
My best friend is a baker, and he makes amazing bread. He kneads the dough.
My best friend is an archaeologist. His life is in ruins.

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